Thom Browne oxfords may seem like an artifact of #menswear 1.0 past, but these grosgrain-detailed versions still make sense in your new, high-fashion, sneakerhead aesthetic. The iconic Thom Browne stripes are a subtle way to flex at weekend functions, when standing out amongst every douchemonster in a Brooks Brothers oxford can be a difficult task. But when buttoned all the way up, say, when you're wearing a suit, this is just a real sturdy, well-made buttondown from one of the best designers to ever do it. Plus, it's fucking America's birthday tomorrow, so hurry up and overnight this shit if you don't want to be a straight up fucking traitor.