OH SHIT, DID YOU FORGET THAT THE HILL-SIDE IS HAVING AN EPIC SAMPLE SALE RIGHT NOW? Be like a real New Yorker and cop all your gear at sample sales. They got it for cheap and it's gonna go fast. Scarves for $25?! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT PRICE. Sure, it started at midnight, but don't worry. I forget about shit all the time only to be reminded by something on the Internet and I generally still have enough time to buy at least one item that I desperately wanted, but definitely did not need. And would ya look at that? I even put "/everything" in this link so you can directly access—you guess it!—everything they have for sale. I'M TOO NICE TO YOU ASSHOLES.
