I'm here to let the people know that this Yaeca trench is my new favorite trench. Do you guys see the button vent? That shit is crazy dope. Your crappy trench just has a stupid belt that you never use and tie behind your back and then hop in your car and slam the buckle against your back like Bane with his knee into Batman. Fuck, I want this coat really badly. I want to wear it with a T-shirt, khaki trousers and white sneakers on my Phoebe Philo shit. IS IT WEIRD THAT ONE OF MY STYLE ICONS GIVES ME FUNNY FEELINGS IN SPECIAL PLACES?