Before you came along and took your dad's swag from 100 to a flat zero, he was probably a pretty cool guy. He probably stayed out late, bagged up quite a few women besides your moms, and enjoyed all the pleasures that life affords a young man. Then you slithered out and life became completely about you. Dude had to give up all his hobbies and sins to feed, clothe, and shelter you.
In return, the least you can do is get him a dope gift that takes him back to the good ol' days (that is, if he truly did give up his personal vices). This year, give your dad something that he actually wants and can use. These are 10 Things to Buy for Your Dad for Father's Day Based on His Past (and Present) Vices.