This whole Anti-Immigration thing is getting out of hand. Not only because labeling people who want to come to this great country "illegals" is pretty wack, and trying to force them out is even worse. But the faction's latest plan to make their voices heard is just wild swagless and super unhygienic.
As a protest to the Department of Homeland Security's decision to secure 42,000 pairs of underwear for immigrants in detention facilities in America, these xenophobes are trying to rally followers to send dirty and/or old undies—the goal is 10,000—to the White House. Which, wow. If you've got some boxers that are foul and/or decrepit enough to make an innocent mail checker at 1600 Penn grimace then maybe dudes sneaking in from Mexico is the least of your worries.
"Instead of using our tax money to buy illegals 42,000 pairs of new underwear, we would like to send the illegals and DC politicians a message by mailing them our used underwear, and some of our pairs are in really bad shape due to the bad economy and all of the jobs illegal immigrants are taking from Americans.” Americans for Legal Immigration president William Gheen wrote on the message board.
Stop reaching and go cop some new briefs from the Gap, dude.
[via Stylelite]
