People who overaccessorize are a loyal breed and stick to their own. So it's no surprise that the Obsessories have had their eye on Dwyane Wade ever since the guard began piling on the flair a few years ago down in Miami. Glasses, tie clips, rings, necklaces, pocket squares, lapel pins, more lapel pins, and maybe even a pocketwatch are all par for the course for Wade, who will be happy to be joining up with a clique that's always down to trade accessories between one another. Just remember that he'll have to train that much harder now that he's balling with seven pounds of extra shit on him.
The Obsessories pick Dwyane Wade.