The mad scientist of style mixes and matches with no abandon, taking the risks other guys would balk at. The Proportion Players need a man like that on their squad, which usually consists of unathletic Internet men's fashion nerds and heavy-hitting steezy Japanese dudes. Adding Westbrook to their ranks gives this clique a good starter who can represent on the big fronts like New York Fashion Week and Paris Fashion Week, but has no problem stunting on the smaller courts like Peoria, Illinois' little-known Man Skirt Convention. Speaking of convention, this layer lover breaks it on a regular basis. Who says your shirt has to be shorter than your jacket? Not this guy.
The Proportion Players pick Russell Westbrook.