While Joakim Noah did show moves that would fit right in with the Eurotrash squad, ultimately, his flowing mane and fondness for beautiful jewelry made by local hippies who subsist off of homemade yogurt are a perfect fit the Blipster squad. This clique will truly benefit from his open-neck henleys and European sensibilities that naturally sneer at unsophisticates who do things like watch blockbuster movies and don't buy artisinally crafted hoodies.