Pharrell-Like Anti-Aging Superpowers

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I looked at a photo of myself the other day and saw that I have pretty dark circles under my eyes. And that shit ain't even a tiny bit cool. I'm so fucking vain and, like, old people are so swagless. I mean, just think about your own parents. Your mom can't even get the lyrics to "Happy" right. That's why I, and you too, need to start considering using an under eye cream like this one from Ren Skincare. They say it uses all natural ingredients or whatever, but all I care about is if it will keep me looking like I'm in my early '20s until I'm, like, 40. Hey Ren, will this shit give me Pharrell-like anti-aging superpowers? Otherwise I ain't fucking with your booty product.

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