The one thing about me is that if you throw a crepe sole on a shoe I will be, like, 38% more likely to buy it. Hence my interest in these Jack Purcell's. I know that insano sneakers are actually popular again, but I find myself inevitably gravitating to sneakers like these that I can slip on and off without tying and untying, that are lightweight, probably not all that orthopedic and kind of boring. I can't wait to go to the beach and pop a 'gram of these just sitting there in the sand. That's the ultimate beach-related lifestyle flex. Or, you know, two bottles of Corona chilling in the sand. CLASSIC.