Remember that 33-year-old guy who spent $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber? Well he always claimed to be a song writer, and now Toby Sheldon has put out a plastic surgery anthem called "The Plastics." Together with Kitty Jay, who spend $25,000 to look like Jennifer Lawrence, and Venus D'Lite of RuPaul's Drag Race (who's supposed to look like Madonna?), the trio calls themselves The Plastics, and they are here to haunt your dreams.
"Are you one of the boring people who don't want to be beautiful?" the Plastics ask. Well why are you so stupid? "Because everyone can be beautiful when you're made of plastic!" Then they get poked with a bunch of needles and celebrate how hot they are, a quality they were able to purchase. If egregious auto-tuning, surgical procedures, or severely disillusioned people make you uncomfortable, then watch the above with caution.
[via Gawker]
