Natic Marine makes this linen jacket with a  stowaway hood that makes me want to, like, sail on a boat in a really pristine body of fresh water. Like, the kind of lake where you can just drink the water straight up and there's a girl in white short shorts and a bikini top with lots of coral necklaces just lounging on the deck, sipping on Prosecco, gracefully putting on a pair of really giant tortoise shell sunglasses. For some reason, while she only has a bikini and short shorts on, I'll have on this jacket and, like, fifteen other layers cause that's how this vision is going for me right now. I mean, it's way better than what would really happen if I owned this jacket, which is that it would keep me extra warm while I peruse the finer frozen food section of Trader Joe's.