Wow homie, did you just robocop some other denim shirt I wrote about, like, last week or something? OOPS, MY BAD. HOPE YOU CAN CONVINCE THEM TO REVISE THEIR SURPRISINGLY STRICT RETURNS POLICY 'CAUSE THIS FAIRENDS X TAYLOR STITCH VERSION IS WAY BETTER. Made from a slubby Italian chambray, this shirt is the one I would buy if I was spending my own money, but my girl is on track to get a raise so I'm working on my sugar momma pitch: "Hey boo, I'm super excited about our trip to New Mexico. I can't wait to buy tons of sterling silver and turquoise jewelry. But you know what I really need before we go? This shirt. I haven't got a stitch to wear." And that's how you talk to a sugar momma.
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