JJJJound just dropped this new Canadian-made crew neck sweatshirt that features his logo on the breasticle region. Rock this abreast your bestie at a festival and bump chests while the music plays at crazy decibels. Damn, I should be a rapper. My last name is already a good start for a hip-hop moniker, but my whole life motherfuckers have found it even the tiniest bit funny to be all, "Two O's in your last name? So you say it like, 'Woooooooolf?'" No, you dick, it's the last name of the mother of modern feminism, Virginia Woolf. She was basically to women's suffrage what Justin Saunders was to Tumblr and look, he's got a cool online store that uses two P's and an E to write "Shoppe," which none of you are complaining about.
