You guys, I really want an EG duster. I remember I was at the Four Pins office when the drop got posted on Nepenthes and I was like, "WOOLF, MY MAN, GO GET ME THE CHAMBRAY DUSTER WHEN IT HITS STORES THOUGH." And Woolf was like, "Fuck you, Moy. I'm your managing editor." And then I was like, "Damn, where the interns at?" before realizing we didn't actually have any interns at the moment. WTF, RIGHT? So then I asked for an assistant while I was in NYC and Schlossman told me all I could have was a Coke Zero and if I kept acting out he'd make me sit at the intern table instead of at Mark Ecko's assistant's desk.