You #menswear people are pretty harmless right? Wrong. You are a ruthless, dangerous, systematically militarized group of people that will stop at nothing to destroy what we in this nation hold dear, like manliness, not giving a shit about clothes and hating women. I'm, like, 75% sure on all this. Here, you will find 20 surefire, scientific facts that will prove all people involved in men's fashion are totally terrorists and I'm definitely not hyperbolizing anything.


I'm pretty sure the FBI is monitoring my computer after all the "research" I did for this feature. Who knows what exciting things they're going to find? They're probably going to be really disappointed when they find out that all of my Internet sessions solely consist of me Google searching my own name.

P.S. I'm not making light of those who have been victims of terrorism across the globe. Those are terrible tragedies, but, the truth is, #menswear seems to get more and more cult-like and extremist by the day. You've been warned.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.