What do you get for the man who has everything? Better yet, what do you get for the man who dresses as abysmally as will.i.am? Today, the Black Eyed Peas front man celebrates his 39th birthday, and we're sure plenty of his friends and acquaintances are racking their brains over what to buy, even though the party invitation totally says "No gifts." Well, based off of a handful of dude's past, very uh, bold public appearances, we took a stab at what his birthday list might look like. Hope this helps! Click through for 10 Style Items on Will.i.Am's Birthday Wishlist.

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