This White Mountaineering shirt is actually pretty conservative and plain when you consider the designer. I mean, it still has fabric-covered buttons and a bunch of totally necessary, but completely unnecessary embroidered embellishments, so you still know it's a White Mountaineering shirt. At first, I was disappointed that this shirt doesn't have, like, a carabiner, or Gore-Tex inserts, or, at, least pit vents, but then I realized that it's just a fucking shirt and that I'm not a fucking designer. I'm just the guy that laments missed pit vent opportunities. So, if you think about it, if this shirt had pit vents, would my life even have a purpose? Right? TOTES DEEP.
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