Beams Plus makes these fatigue style trousers, but—being Japanese and all—decided to drop the waist and taper the legs and make use of special fabric. What kind of special fabric, you ask? CLICK OVER AND READ THE DESCRIPTION ON OI POLLOI. I'm not trying to steal their copywriter's job anymore than I probably already have, nah mean? Copywriters and I have a symbiotic relationship. They actually write about products and then I sprinkle some of their descriptions into my tangents and overwrought explanations. Finally, it all culminates with you buying the shit. It's the same circle of life Simba taught us about, just, you know, ultimately way more meaningless.