You can accuse #menswear of a lot of things, but a lack of daffy lingo ain't one. it seems like every season we get batty new buzzwords to describe the buck nasty innovations gliding across the runway, such that the #menswear parlance is expanding as indefinitely as the universe. And both expansions are scary to think about.

But, alas, like the trends that buzzwords and phrases aim to interpret, so, too, do those descriptors trickle through the silt of the zeitgeist and settle into overuse. Here, now, are a few of those words and some, er, alternatives. Good morning, New York, let's sling this vitriol.

Rick Morrison is a writer living in North Carolina. Follow him on Twitter here.