As you've probably realized by now, Four Pins is a menswear blog. I write for this blog, despite the undeniable fact that I know absolutely nothing about fashion. Let this be a lesson for you youngins out there: Bullshitting is the key to success. But the truth is, I'm sick and tired of always being told how to dress by you #menswear assoles. I figured it's about time that I write my own rules to the game. So, prepare yourself, because these are my "regular guy" rules of fashion. Follow me to freedom.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.