Pushier Than Your Dealer

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I push coach's jackets like I push bucket hats. It's like your favorite drug dealer who's always offers another drug, despite knowing your personal narcotic of choice, except I’m pushier. Like, a good drug dealer will just offer new drugs and, if turned down, simply sell you that eighth of weed you were always gonna buy for you girlfriend so she and her friends can get "crazy" next weekend with a box of wine they enjoy ironically. If you turn me down on my coach's jacket offer, I'm finna get real indignant and while we're sitting in the gas station parking lot that we always meet at to conduct our jawnz transactions, I'm going to yell at you in the Four Pins official voice about how you have no taste and that a bucket hat and a coach's jacket go together like rice and peas. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO EAT RICE AND PEAS YOU AIN'T SHIT, SON. Damn, now I want some roti and rice and peas. Buy this Phigvel coach's jacket for yourself and an order of roti with a side of rice and peas for ya boy. SEND IT TO DETROIT VIA SEAMLESS. THANKS.

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