If you don't own a Champion hoodie or sweatpants you really shouldn't legally be allowed to own any hoodies or sweatpants. You should be forced to give up your Timbs and Air Max 90s too—just hand them over like a disgraced cop turns in his badge and his gun. If you want to avoid this humiliating fate, go back in time and cop you some Champion gear from your local sporting goods store. If you don't own a time machine, you can cop the re-release and pretend like they're OG. Get the Reverse Weave Collection in stores like Present, Oi Polloi and Size?.