Craftiness and technological ingenuity have allowed the human race to overcome many of nature’s obstacles: inclement weather, intermittent rain, and seemingly unnecessary body hair growth. But mother nature is still the alpha dog in this relationship, something that men are reminded of most (if not all) mornings when they wake up with a full bladder and at full attention.
This tragic combination makes relief practically impossible, unless you’re a guy who’s got superior control and aim. But for those guys who lack that skill, Ben’s Tips has created a very helpful illustrated guide to peeing with morning wood, which can be purchased here. Creative body positioning and the introduction of some useful props promise to turn this exasperating task into one of relative ease. It’ll be the best $18.20 you’ve ever spent.
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