THE KID MERO SLANDERS THE MOST WILDLY DRESSED MEN ON THE OSCARS RED CARPET

Time to lay the smack down.

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YO WHATS GOOD ITS YA BOY THE KID MERO AKA THE HUMAN DURAG FLAP AKA YOUNG PAPI FASHION AND IM HERE TO CRITIQUE AND MYSTIQUE LAST EVENINGS OSCAR FASHIONS FOR YOU BECAUSE ITS MONDAY AND YOU PROLLY HATE YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU MISS ME AND DESUS PODCAST AND ALSO UNLESS YOU WORK ON SUNDAY, MONDAY SHATTERS THE BLISS OF YOUR WEEKEND WITH "URGENT" EMAILS. LISTEN B. UNLESS YOUR EMAIL HAS TO DO WITH WHAT IM HAVING FOR LUNCH AND THE BUSTY MASSEUSE YOU SENDING TO MY JOB THAT SHIT IS NOT URGENT. LETS TALK ABOUT CLOTHINGTON. 

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