Stop whatever productive thing you're doing right now and report to Twitter. The latest in great, time-wasting sites just announced you can now look up the first tweet you ever wrote, back in the days when people made more than one Facebook status per week. You can also search the birth-tweet of whoever your heart desires, as long as that profile is public.

After we finished cringing at our own tweets, we decided to search what some of today's fashion greats and influencers had on their mind and how they expressed it in 140 characters. Peep some of the best and most hilarious below.