Stop whatever productive thing you're doing right now and report to Twitter. The latest in great, time-wasting sites just announced you can now look up the first tweet you ever wrote, back in the days when people made more than one Facebook status per week. You can also search the birth-tweet of whoever your heart desires, as long as that profile is public.
After we finished cringing at our own tweets, we decided to search what some of today's fashion greats and influencers had on their mind and how they expressed it in 140 characters. Peep some of the best and most hilarious below.
I'm bored with #fashion. NASCAR is starting to appeal.— Tom Ford (@TomFord) November 6, 2010
Staying creative at whatever time it is now.— VIRGIL ABLOH (@virgilabloh) February 25, 2009
WAKING UP IN THE DESERT WITH THE SUN IN HIS EYES AND WHATS THAT ALL OVER MY THIGHS ?— JEREMY SCOTT (@ITSJEREMYSCOTT) April 18, 2009
Psyched for Mens fashion week. Get ready for man candy on the blog— Tommy Ton (@JakandJil) June 11, 2009
i think i will be changing a diaper in just a few minutes.— mark mcnairy (@mmcnairy) October 4, 2009
is a twittering neophyte.— Nickelson Wooster (@NickWooster) April 20, 2009
Official twitter ho— Lavish P. (@itslavishbitch) January 15, 2013
IF YOU HAVE TO SPEND YOUR WHOLE SALARY ON IT, IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE FOR YOU. ENJOY LIFE.— Riccardo T (@riccardotisci) September 13, 2013
this is my first twitt. Going to Dotties. Hella hungry— keith hufnagel (@hufone) April 8, 2009
— Scott Schuman (@Sartorialist) July 6, 2010