If he wanted to, Johnny Depp could be one of the coolest looking dudes in the world. Instead, he looks like a taxi driver from the prequel to Sin City set in 1929. His neo-bohemian look may fly in weird places like the South of France and Los Angeles (where he calls home), but not in the real world. Instead, his pathetic-super-villain-steez is almost always chalking up another L in the Depp column.