With the all-black everything and the killer lining of that jacket, this is only like a 5% fail on Danny Trejo's part. Plus, if we were to ever say that his style fully sucked, we're pretty sure he'd disembowel us in an awesome but ultimately tragic type of way. If Trejo wasn't wearing a train conductor's hat, he'd be (maybe literally) killin' it. Unfortunately, he looks like he works at a hobby shop and cooks every meal in the microwave.