If you haven't heard of Acronym by now, I feel bad for you, son. These technical ass ninjas consistently makes some of the best outerwear in the game. I could give zero shits about a two-way zipper when Acronym brings out fucking escape zippers and insano pockets and a million other details that make this gear almost worth the crazy prices the charge. For real, I will have an Acronym jacket come springtime and I'm gonna look fucking amazing with that shit draped over me thanks to a jacket sling. JACKET SLINGS ARE SO TIGHT I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND THEM. Peep Acronym's latest S/S 14 video lookbook and you will quickly realize how absolutely lame regular lookbooks set in bucolic fields and shit are. LOOK AT HOW MANY DIGITAL GADGETS THOSE POCKETS CAN HOLD. I'm mesmerized.