Neighborhood's incense chambers come out every season and every season I want to buy a really expensive, really macabre incense chamber. I completely bricked buying the booze crow, so now I really gotta buy this booze reaper one, right? Here's the thing though, you can't just place a fucking grim reaper that oozes smoke on your bookshelf and call it a day. EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE A WEIRDO OR, WORSE, A GOTH. Your mom will be all concerned like, "Are you a goth now?" Unless you're a really hot girl that posts inadvertently sexy photos to Instagram, you gotta surround your booze reaper with potted plants and Navajo rugs and shit to soften the impact. Only really hot girls can have weird morbid obsessions without alienating everyone.
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