Simping ain’t easy, and there are a lot of guys out there right now struggling to find last minute Valentine's Day gifts. SSUR and DTF’s collaboration, however, is for the ice-cold dudes with no feelings, or just can't be bothered with the holiday. Aptly titled “Emotionally Unavailable,” it’s perfect for those who simply aren’t there for their ladies because they’re "married to the game." Composed of a hoody and hat, it’s a quick way to let everyone know you simply just checked your feelings at the door this morning.

Visit the SSUR website to purchase now.

[via SSUR]