10 Reasons Being a Men's Style Writer Sucks

It's not all free swag and runway models, bruh.

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So you want to be a style writer, huh? Well, before you start sharing your #fashion darts with the world, you should know that it’s not all secret industry party invites and handies from Parisian models. Not even a little bit. In fact, this career is a mostly unsatisfying fast pass to destroying your credit score, with a few Twitter followers to show for it. Read on if you want some more bitter, excruciatingly whiny perspective with 10 Reasons Being a Men's Style Writer Sucks.

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All you do is write about things you cannot afford.

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Keeping pace with intraoffice flexing is expensive.

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Stunting on haters 24/7 takes a lot of energy.

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No number of Twitter followers will ever heal you parent’s pain.

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Your world is email.

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Most of the other bloggers who enjoy the same shit as you are dweebs.

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You live in a distorted reality that is very separate from the real world.

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You’re crippled by a fear of the future.

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Deadlines.

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Being so influential is a blessing and a curse.

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