Instead of just saying this jacket has contrast sleeves, Ami is calling it a "bimaterial bomber." Points for specificity, but minus points for not just calling it a bomber and letting us all figure out what makes it special. It's kind of like when parents inform you that their kid started reading early or walked at, like, 6 months or something. I met this couple the other day and they were all, "Oh yeah, he didn’t even go to pre-school—skipped straight to kindergarten." And I was like, "YEAH, I CAN TELL HE LACKS A GOOD DEAL OF SOCIALIZING. HOMEBOY JUST PUNCHED ME BECAUSE I WOULDN’T LET HIM USE MY iPHONE. FUCK YOUR KID." So, chill, Ami, this jacket is cool. It doesn’t need any fancy titles to prove it.
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