Wow dude, look at you, still sans dad jeans. I bet you're still rocking with a Nextel too, sitting around on weekends in your underpants waiting for those hella chirps that will never come. Wellm here's some Levi's Vintage 505 jeans with a reasonable amount of distressing. In fact, someone might even believe that you got these jeans to this point all by your lonesome, but not really. Because, remember, you spend 99% of your life toiling away at a desk, eat Pad Thai 3 nights a week and the last bit of physical labor you engaged in was trying to drunkenly finesse the lock to your ex's apartment. Yeah dude, everybody heard about that.