You guys, these track pants from Stussy x Patta are pretty perfect if you lead a lifestyle that allows for the wearing of trackpants in public on weekdays. If not, go ahead and buy these anyways because we're all about aspirational shopping. Normally, the word "aspirational" is used to describe clothing that is batshit fucking crazy, but if you think about it, spending a c-note on nylon trackpants is kind of fucking crazy. Aspire to French Montana-like levels of existence. Buy expensive trackpants and an exotic pet monkey. HAAAAAAANH!