This brand called Amsterdam Shoe Company just hit us up and we're giving them the benefit of the doubt because Amsterdam is close enough to Scandinavia, so I don't know, maybe they caught some runoff steez or something. Either way, these slip-on sort of looking ass Vans sneakers are pretty interesting because the whole "casual fancy boy slipper" movement is the ultimate swagless asshole flex and is in major need of a revamp. My guy, no one thinks you're royalty just because you have embroidered Griffindors on your feet. But these look like simple slip-on sneakers more than anything and you can never have enough slip-on sneakers during the summer, mostly because you're going to wear them with no socks, which means they're going to smell like DEFCON 1-5 depending on how often you wear them.