The Week In Bucket Hats: Luxury Edition. Junya and Totokaelo must be on some amazing drugs because he made and they are selling a $546 bucket hat. I’m a huge bucket hat connoisseur and I can’t even make a joke about that pricepoint. This hat must have Inspector Gadget like functionality or some shit. Or, like, come with 500 dollars stuffed into the lining. I LOVE YOU, JUNYA, BUT YOU SELL SHIRTS CHEAPER THAN THIS HAT. Why write about a hat that’s in a style that barely anyone wears, at a pricepoint that no one can justify? Because, just like the rich fucks who will buy this hat, I do it ’cause I can. And that, my friends, is real luxury.