All Black Everything
What Mattie Petersen from Kennard, NE thinks: Are you heading to Uncle Jacob's funeral, too? Damn shame. At least he died doing what he loved: fucking goats. I don't know how much he would appreciate your casual attire, though. He was very particular about people wearing leather or wool because he loved those damn animals so much. You could've at least worn that Old McDonald tie you know he loved so much. Or brought some beastiality porn to bury with him. Have you no shame?