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THE KID MERO REACTS TO THE RED CARPET AT THE GRAMMYS Image via NY Daily News / Lester Cohen/WireImage

The Kid Mero is the Voice of the Internet. He offers his opinions on everything from Boingo Hotspots to Justin Bieber's dick pic etiquette to Chief Keef's accounting practices twice weekly on Complex.com. Mero speaks for himself; his views do not necessarily reflect those of Richard Sherman, Russian aluminum oligarchs, Midwestern thots, or Edward Snowden's Tinder matches. You've been warned.

YO WHATS GOOD READERSHIPS ITS YA BOY THE KID MERO AKA SELL YOU A SWIPE AKA "YO FAM YOU LIKE HIPHOP?" *SHOVES MIXTAPE IN YOUR FACE* AND AS PROMISED I HAVE SCOURED THE GRAMMYS RED CARPET FOR ANY POSSIBLE SARTORIAL OFFENSES WHICH YOU KNOW THERES FINNA BE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE MUSICIANS ARE HUGE DICKHEADS THATS WHY. OH I GET PAID MILLIONS TO SINGY SONGIES GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY STRUGGLES B? DO YOU? I JUST SPENT MY LAST $40 ON DIAPERS SO FOR LUNCH IMA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND SCOOP SOME SNOW OFF A CAR. DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN STRU--

IM SORRY LEMME GET INTO THIS.

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