Listen, we're not here to take direct shots or throw feels or make complete blanket statements. But when you combine the world of hypebeasts and dating, things are definitely going to become weird and incompatible. Take it from someone who's been involved with a few hypebeasts in the past. Expectations definitely need to be tempered. Some of these may be obvious, and some you can only learn from experience, but these are 12 Reasons Why Hypebeasts Make Awful Boyfriends.