Admittedly, this Engineered Garments shirt is fucking crazy. It’s pretty much Joseph's Technicolor Dream Shirt, so I can understand your reticence. But think about it, this joint would look pretty dope peeking out of the sweatshirt you just bought that features a very rare hemline. POPS OF COLOR AND PATTERN AND SHIT, MY DUDES. I heard Nina Garcia say that she loves a good pop of color on Project Runway one time. AYO, NINA LET ME HOLD A COLUMN FOR MARIE CLAIRE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO MARIE CLAIRE IS, BUT I COULD WRITE, LIKE, A "FROM A DUDE'S PERSPECTIVE" PIECE ABOUT STUPID FRUITY SWAG OR WHATEVER.