The voice of the Internet, The Kid Mero, will be offering his opinions on everything from Chris Christie's buffet etiquette to World Cup hooliganism, Indian dubstep to fuckboy hobbies on Complex.com, twice weekly. Mero speaks for himself, his views do not necessarily reflect those of Lululemon Men, Justin Bieber's weed dealer, fleshlight collectors, or James Dolan. You've been warned.

YO WHATS GOOD ITS YOUR BOY THE KNOWLEDGE GODDINGTON AKA THE BRONX BULLY AKA THE DELONTE WEST OF THE INTERNEST (THATS A TYPO ON PURPOSE).

YO RECENTLY I WAS DOWN IN ITALY CUZ COMPLEX SENT ME OUT THERE TO COVER SOME SHIT CALLED PITTI UOMO WHICH I ORIGINALLY WAS CONFUSED LIKE "WHY CAN'T I INTERVIEW THE GOVERNOR IN NY? ISN'T THAT MORE COST EFFECTIVE?"

JUST KIDDING! IF YOU THINK COMPLEX IS FLYING ME ANYWHERE EXCEPT OUT THE DOOR WHEN MY CONTRACT IS UP THEN YOU MUTHAFUCKAS CAN KINDLY LEAVE THE CONTACT INFO FOR YOUR WEED SUPPLIER IN THE COMMENTS ALONG WITH YOUR "DUDE THIS GUY IS TOTES BITING BIG GHOSTER BRO!!! FUCKIN WEAK DUDE!!" COMMENTARY. *LOOKS AT TV* YO REGGIE JACKSON JUST POSTERIZED KENNETH FARIED BRUH YIKES! SIDENOTE: I NEED KEVIN HARLAN TO PLAY BY PLAY MY LIFE. "MERO REACHES IN HIS POCKET…YES!!! MERO!!! WITH THE CLUTCH DOLLAR BILL IN HIS POCKET FOR A DUTCH!!! MY!!! GOODNESS!!!  ANYWAYDOE. HERE'S SOME EURO SLANDER.

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