As seen on: Guys with the names of at least two ex-girlfriends tattooed on their bodies; weight room hooligans; particularly rowdy Nickleback fans

This is one of the brand's that's backed by purported combatants, so we have to be careful. Between pissing off Wale and now an unknown number of cocaine-addled kickboxers, the Complex office is one arbitrary snap away from becoming a scene out of Roadhouse. With nothing but Mac Books and packs of Marlboro cigarettes to protect us, our odds are not good. With that, we'll just say that wearing a TapouT shirt makes you a total hardass, good luck ducking those child support payments, and your backyard wrestling career is going to take off in 2014. We good, bruh?