As seen on: Swaggerless finance majors at SEC schools; dudes that double-tap all of your girl's Instagram pictures with sinister motives; bros who do the vast majority of their beer funneling via the butthole
Look at this picture. That's the guy your girlfriend's parents wish she was dating instead of you. Southern Tide is a brand that says: "I have four Craigslist prostitutes and a solid coke connect in my contacts, but other than that I make really sound life decisions." This is your look if you're still rebounding from a devastating loss to the Sig Alphs in last year's intramural flag football championship and you self-medicated with grain alcohol and laughing at poors.