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Wearing Ferrari gear is a lose-lose scenario. For those who own a Ferrari: Matching your track suit with a lipstick red California is the style equivalent to screaming primitively at a Gold's Gym squat rack. In the Internet age, that shit is especially dangerous. If you're not careful, an onlooker will upload a snapshot to the web and you'll live on in infamy as a meme. Likewise, if you're wearing all Ferrari everything and pushing your mom's wood-paneled Chrysler Town & Country, the interwebs will be similarly unforgiving. We're just looking out for you fuccboiz.