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If you want to look like a vandalized subway car that's been digested and shitted out by a dragon that breathes self-tanning spray instead of fire, this is your look. Ed Hardy has long been the Michael Jordan of d-bag threads, and the brand's reign of skull graphic terror shows no sign of slowing down.