As seen on: Washed rappers; international playboys; dudes who vaunt more active restraining orders than deliberately ripped holes in their jeans
Dolce & Gabbana is what you'd wear if you ran an organized crime syndicate out of a Bally's Total Fitness weight room. This is the official apparel for guys who write their phone numbers on bottle service receipts. That said, combine these tattered jeans with a sleeveless suit vest and you're well on your way to being Jennifer Lopez's date to the 2015 People's Choice Awards. Being a d-bag does have its perks.