As seen on: Country club dads; divorcees; guys who are "really stressed out about impressing a client"

From Arnold Palmer to Ben Hogan, the country club has so many amazing style icons. Yet, the Fox News target demo insists on taking its fashion cues from the on-floor employees at Target. Instead of varsity cardigans and cashmere sweaters, the corporate golf outings of America are littered with pleated khaki shorts and smug fuckmen bellyaching about 401k losses. It's sad, really.