As seen on: Honor students who are about that 9 p.m. curfew life; teens who just don't know any better; soccer moms who are trying to be cool in the most mom way ever

Aeropostale is so vapid and basic that there's no way anyone wears the brand's clothes on purpose. Like driving the speed limit and above ground pools, the mall store is another blemish of the suburbs that was introduced by The Illuminati to systemically destroy the human spirit. Stay woke.