Sometimes, rules are really meant to be broken. We preach about taking style risks all the time, emphasizing that your personal style shouldn't lean too heavily on following trends. But, there are certain rules that should be and need to be followed.
What are they? Simple things like, avoiding wack selfies, only endorsing shit you actually believe in, and avoiding dressing exactly like your style icon to the point of mimicry. Consider them golden rules, the 10 Commandments of a Stylish Guy's Life.
Hopefully, these are all familiar to you. And if not, and if you find that you've been guilty of all of these, it's never too late to change.
10. Thou shalt have no other gawdz besides B Sales.
9. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of wack selfies.
8. Thou shalt not take the name of lord shit in vain with too many parody tees.
7. Remember the sample sale date, and to keep it holy.
6. Honor thy father and thy mother and whoever else can loan you some scrilla for new gear.
6. Honor thy father and thy mother and whoever else can loan you some scrilla for new gear.
Original commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother."
5. Thou shalt not merk the competition in Internet comments. Go stunt in real life
4. Thou shalt not commit adultery on your personal sense of style by chasing trends.
3. Thou shalt not swaggerjack.
2. Thou shalt not bear false witness and endorse shit you don't actually believe in.
1. Thou shalt not covet a style icon's look to the point of mimicry.
